Men, don't understand why we felt fat despite telling us repeatedly that we are not. We felt fat because you somehow in one way or another criticised skinny gals in front of us. It's like telling us you love our fat legs and then saying you hate skinny girls. We want to be skinny if given a choice.
Men, don't understand why we get very mad when we told you to "Leave us alone!" and you really did. We want you to know we are upset and we want you to do something about it. It can be anything.
Men, don't understand why we say we are all right when we are in fact, NOT. We don't want you to worry about us but we do want you to give us a little more attention. We want you to fuss over us.
Men, don't understand why we always play hard to get. You treat us like cheap sluts when we are too available for you and lose interest in us quickly. We want you as badly too without being labelled. We want to be with you for as long as we are able too. If only you realised this.
Men, don't understand why we always want to keep our hair neat despite telling us you like our "just out of bed" look. You guys love looking at stewardess in a neat bun. Yes, we know where your eyes went. We want you to ogle at us like that too. You guys also complain when our messy hair hit your face when the wind blows. That is why we try to keep our hair neat and have hair accessories lying around.
Men, don't understand why we need people to send us home when we are drunk. It's not because of the free transportation home. We know we are safe with you that's why. We don't want to wake up beside a stranger and realising 5 seconds later we had been raped. Don't just chuck us onto the back of the cab and continue drinking.
Men, don't understand why we drink despite knowing we will get drunk. We drink becauseyou wanted us to. Admit that you enjoy making us drunk. We don't want to appear like a spoil sport in front of your friends. We want to appear cool in front of your friends too.
Men, don't understand why we get upset when we see you with another girl when we are no longer an item. We both need a recovery period and we, women just need a longer time to do so. Seeing you reminds us of the good old times and that sensitive, sentimental part of us want to go back to that time.. If you are conscious we are still around you, it means we still love you.
Men, don't understand why we are annoyed when you watch our every move when you said we trust us. You are in our minds even when we are talking to other guys. Let us go for our girls' night out. Set us free once in a while and we will definitely come flying back, because we know you are simply the best.
Men, don't understand why we love dancing in front of a dozen other people in clubs. You love they way we move. We know other guys love it too. We only want other bastards to know we are already taken. Put your arms around us and show them we are yours.
Men, don't understand why we keep our age SECRET. They tell everyone they know age is only a number, but when they know our real age, we swear we saw them running.
Men, don't understand why we can be so bitchy. Don't get upset when we are bitchy to you. That is why you love us in the first place. You love challenges like us because we don't bow to your nonsense.
Men, don't understand why we need at least 10 pairs of shoes. We don't want to look like your mum when we are out with you. There's a pair for grabbing a bite nearby, one for movies with you, one for gym with you, one for your relative's wedding, one for outing with your friends, one for your best friend's wedding, one for your sister's graduation etc. There are so many things we want to do with you but we don't want you to think we only have a pair of shoes.. Don't complain. We want to look good beside you too.
Men, don't understand why we always shop for underwear and rip ours off in less than 5 seconds. You seriously think matching underwear is by coincidence and everything come in pairs?! We see a nice bra and think you will like it but most of the time it doesn't come in matching panties. If it's the same colour it isn't the same shade! The reason why we take the trouble is to please YOU. Unless we are wearing moldy worn out ugly underwear, please take 5 more seconds to admire what we are wearing..
Men, don't understand why we always make you say that 3 magic words which happen to be "I LOVE YOU". It is the only 3 words that we remember your feelings for us after an argument. It will be the only moment that will register in our minds even when you're dead. It will be the only words that made us stay by your side even after we caught you cheating. That is why we don't leave our BASTARDS.
Men, don't understand why we say they are contradicting themselves. They love us tight but expect easy entry.. We would love to give you what you want but we only have ONE hole. That is why you don't get it!
Men, don't understand.
Men, just don't get it!
| BA2034 | CF | 19 Aug 2008 | 2:00pm - 4:10pm | TBA | TBA |
| BA2016 | TA2 | 21 Aug 2008 | 6:00pm - 8:10pm | TBA | TBA |
| BA2029 | EA | 25 Aug 2008 | 6:00pm - 8:10pm | TBA | TBA |
| BA2041 | FIA | 28 Aug 2008 | 9:00am - 11:10am | TBA | TBA |
**** FO test tmr.. **** you too!
dance with me ;
- 8/13/2008
